Viral laughs: 17 hilarious one-liner jokes that will brighten your day

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Stressed about nothing and just can’t get into weekend mode? Thinking about work and to-do lists all day can do this to your mind. Stop doomscrolling and pause that incessant thought chatter by refreshing yourself with a little humour.
Do not underestimate the power of laughter therapy as there is enough evidence that laughing our hard can rejuvenate you like no other remedy.It can bring down your stress levels and help you de-stress and relax.

Benefits of sharing jokes

Laughter has a positive effect on both your physical and mental health. Experts agree that a little humour can help manage high blood pressure and enhance overall well-being. This also means, you have less chances of suffering a heart attack or stroke. Laughing can also boost your immunity as per science as laughing freely can help lower stress hormones and increase infection-fighting antibodies.

Connect more, laugh more

Sharing jokes with your loved ones can also help you connect with them better. There is no bad mood or day that can’t be fixed with a good joke. In case you want to try out this therapy for yourself, begin by going through this list of jokes that will make you laugh out loud.
Here’s a compilation of one-liner jokes that you can share with your family members, friends and other loved ones, to make their day more positive and stress-free.

Top one-liner jokes that will make you laugh out loud

1. If the USA is so great, then why did someone make a USB? The system is rigged.
2. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. – Mark Twain
3. What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.
4. What did the skillet eat on its birthday? Pan cakes.
5. Dogs don’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

6. Why did the man propose to the woman working at the zoo? She was a keeper.
7. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? He’ll dessert you.
8. Why did the student ask the encyclopedia on a date? He was in-fact-uated.
9. I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.
10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
14. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
15. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
16. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
17. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Loved our collection of jokes? You can add your own humorous lines to this list and share it with your friends.

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